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Monday, April 18, 2011

Missing in Action or Counting Sheep

Friends, Romans, Countrymen......
SpoiledCharlotte is currently out of range.  She was last spotted swearing behind some sheep and kicking the dog stones.  Humphrey is shearing so that his family may have warm coats for the winter. Charlotte is also believed to be chained to the homestead stove cooking for hardworking shepherds, and we all know how adept Charlotte is at cooking.  Thing One and Thing Two are making themselves useful by running up and down the sheep race barking like Jack Russells.  Charlotte tends to get in the way.  Humphrey doesn't tell her this because he is afraid she will smother him in his sleep.  Humphrey humours Charlotte and then kicks the dog  stones.
Many happy overindulegences for Easter my Preciousess.
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