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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Apparently It Is Illegal to Sell Your Children.

Aforementioned child has been withdrawn from sale.
Aforementioned child withdrew self from sale.
Aforementioned child has gone..........to join the circus*.
I'm just quickly cleaning the house before social services arrive, with the police.



*I'm so relieved. If he had decided to join those people who travel around with show rides I would have been devastated.
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